I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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