i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize
