Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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