i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
