MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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