May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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