He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Randomize
