some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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