Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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