she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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