Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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