Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
