I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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