But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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