Small penises have feelings too.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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