I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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