Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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