Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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