just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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