No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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