Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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