Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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