Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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