she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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