i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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