What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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