not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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