He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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