Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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