why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
