plz talk dirty to me
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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