How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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