You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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