so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
oh god the rape fog is back!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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