when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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