hell yes lets make some ravioli
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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