this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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