I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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