She said her name was "party"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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