Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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