So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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