Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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