I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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