sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
