"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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