we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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