I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
