so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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