# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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