I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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