i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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