Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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