nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We named our party play list daddy issues
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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