It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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