All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I stole a fireplace last night.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
