I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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