Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
false alarm. still invincible.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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