You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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