You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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