Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
